How about this one for straw clutch?
Greece's Katrougalos is trying to put the blame for the IMF holding fast on their bailout conditions on the US.
IMF decisions on Greece will be influenced by US administration decisions and US involvement in Europe
Germany's Schaeuble wants Greece out of the Eurozone
Greece would have reached an agreement with Eurozone lenders already in Dec were it not for the IMF
This fellow is the (you'll love this) 'alternative' foreign affairs minister :-D