I like this one: “I was playing chess with my friend and he said ‘Let’s make this more interesting’. So we stopped playing chess.”
ADVERTISEMENT - CONTINUE READING BELOW
Search investingLive
Friday gag-time: Conjunctivitis.com; a site for sore eyes
ADVERTISEMENT - CONTINUE READING BELOW
Most Popular
- FT: Trump is pushing for 15 – 20% minimum tariff on all EU goods. EURUSD moves lower.
- stock highlight: tech surge fails to uplift communication services, energy sector surprises
- US March factory orders surge +1.5%, versus +0.5% consensus as core capex revised higher
- Eight reasons why the US is headed towards an inflation problem
- Bessent: The world is in an 8-10 million barrel oil supply deficit
- investingLive European markets wrap: US-Iran 'he says, she says' drive volatility, caution
- UAE says its oil tanker was fired at by Iranian drones in the Strait of Hormuz
ADVERTISEMENT - CONTINUE READING BELOW
Best in 2026
Sponsored
ADVERTISEMENT - CONTINUE READING BELOW
ADVERTISEMENT - CONTINUE READING BELOW
Telegram Community
Gain Access
KALU director sells 25% stake for $261K. Stock up 166%, P/E under 20, but JPM downgrades.
Motley Fool
6m ago
US factory orders jump 1.5% on AI tech boom! Electronics lead gains, but rising oil costs pose risks.
Reuters
10m ago
PRIM beats revenue, but trades near target. Peers show mixed results; sector sentiment is up.
StockStory
13m ago
QBTS surged 40.5% on AI boost, but faces lumpy sales & Q1 loss. Nvidia's Ising tech could unlock quantum potential.
Motley Fool
17m ago
World Liberty sues Justin Sun for shorting $WLFI & defamation; Sun calls it a PR stunt.
decrypt
24m ago
Long Lake buys Amex GBT for $6.3B. Investors question if shareholders get a fair price.
Business Wire
27m ago
Amy's Kitchen expands organic reach at Costco, targeting $76.6B market growth. High organic share.
Quartz
28m ago
Telegram Community
Gain Access
Best in 2026
Sponsored
Must Read
!"#$%&'()*+,-./0123456789:;<=>?@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[\]^_`abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz{|} !"#$%&'()*+,-./0123456789:;<=>?@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[\]^_`abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz{|}