Breakfast riots avoided in the UK

In greasy spoon cafes up and down the country.

Apparently the UK came within 6 hours of running out of gas supplies in March, according to the Crown estate who manage Her Majesty’s property portfolio including natural gas storage caverns under the sea.

The longer than usual winter and processing problems in Norway led to supplies running low.

I dread to think what would happen if half the country failed to get it’s morning fry up.