Expected timeline of events today:
12.00-12.30 BST Heads of State arrive.
12.45-15.45 BST Working lunch. (€1000 a head natch)
16.00 Buckets of sand arrive.
16.30 Heads are dug well into the buckets
17.00 The heads experience an overwhelming state of denial.
17.30 Face painters finish the bottoms ready for the Press Conf.
18.00 A ‘solution’ to the debt problem is announced. – More debt.
18.30 Bottoms cleaned and heads removed from buckets.
19.00 Conf centre booked for next lunch in 3 months. Same agenda.
20.00 Gold makes another record high