Yes, you read that headline correctly:
A deserted cruise ship crawling with cannibal rats is adrift in the Atlantic and thought to be heading towards Britain
If this isn’t a reason to PANIC I don’t know what is. (I hope Mike and Ryan read this post in time – Mike, Ryan, TUCK YOUR PANTS INTO YOUR SOCKS! DO IT NOW!)
This is real. More at the Sydney Morning Herald
And, what is a cannibal rat anyway? I thought they ran hedge funds? Or central banks. Or something.
And I’m only posting about the rat-infested ghost ship cause I’m sick of all the calm, reasoned discussion about the Japanese PM Abe saying China is about to launch World War 1 all over again
